Saturday, March 26, 2011

Dear Former Facebook Friends

By Carlita Campos
For Carlita's Way


Dear Former Facebook Friend,

I'm writing this letter to inform you that recently I clicked on your profile, scrolled down and clicked the "Unfriend" option. Yes, you've read this correctly, I'm cancelling the membership on our friendship.
You see there are a variety of reason's as to why I've come to such a very easy decision and in this letter I hope to outline as many as possible, but since this letter isn't for your eyes only I must be as concise and as brief as possible therefore I've compiled a list.

1.  You are a "friend" collector. And not the type or for the reasons so many of us collect the virtual strangers who inhabit the World, such as promoting ourselves or simply to spread joy. You simply collect friends to push your agenda and sadly I've learned you get pissed when your proselytizing falls upon blind eyes. Thus causing you to post negative remarks or anti-friendship statements on your wall to your friends in hopes of competing with me on a moral level. But here's a bit of information Former Facebook Friend, I don't claim to be morally better than you or anyone else so your attempts are petty at best.

2. You only chime in when you feel that your statements will have an effect on me or my friends. Again you Former Facebook Friend MY FRIENDS are not the types to be so easily swayed from their convictions just because a stranger can conjugate a verb and comment like you have a bit of education. FYI Former Facebook Friend - all of my REAL friends are "Bout it" and your insistence on trying to come off smarter than us is rather insulting since we don't run around flashing our degree's from either the colleges we attended or the streets we've mastered. We simply chose to let our words to resonate and allow people to agree or disagree.

3. And basically our political views are completely opposite I'm a Progressive who understands that no Capitalistic society can thrive without a Socialistic aspect where obviously your views are askew. So allow me to say this; if your reasons for being a Republican is to merely have tax breaks, no abortion, and no gay marriages then my dearest Former Facebook Friend your priorities and dare I say morals are wickety wickety wickety whack. Because the done deal Union busting, the aggressive war on women, the proposed cutting of medicare and social security benefits, the definite closing of public schools across the country and now the desire to remove food stamps from the kids of striking parents by your political party of choice is VILE, obscene and completely unAmerican which apparently you are too.

4. Inboxing me when you don't agree with my post is silly and uncalled for. Trust me, whatever I say I can and will defend for simply that is Carlita's Way. I may be Crazy Carlita but I'm certainly not stupid Carlita and anyone who knows me can attest to that with all confidence. And unlike you who must hide from a good debate, I will defend my position until the end which FYI doesn't always mean I must have the last word.

5. And read up my dear Former Facebook Friend quit being so damn obtuse, the entire World's financial burdens do not and I rewrite DO NOT hail from the USA housing market going belly up. How typically American of you to be so arrogant and thus uninformed. I say grab your passport and head out the country to a distant land AKA not a Caribbean resort. See the World and ask it's citizen's why their country is failing.

6. I also don't like the fact that you, like many people like you are more compassionate and concerned with the well being of people across the globe rather than to take a stand on the many issues that plague your own backyard. Yes the USA is home of the free but because you've got yours doesn't mean it's as easy for everyone else in the USA to get theirs.

So Now Read This my dear Former Facebook Friend in the end I deleted you out of my life because we aren't friends - we've never met, we have nothing in common - I don't try to make people see it my way, life is too short, and I find you not the type of person who is here to better society rather you are here to push your agenda and change compassionate people into the likes of ummm? Oh yeah - you. So good luck and Peace be with you. Then again, in the immortal words of your fellow spoiled rich kid you're so willing to forgive: Deuces.

Always Carlita's Way...

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